What is a CAT? 猫是什么？
1. Cats do what they want.
表现1：猫做自己想做的事。
2. They rarely listen to you.
表现2：猫几乎不会听你的。
3. They're totally unpredictable.
表现3：猫的行为无可预测。
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
表现4：当你想跟它们玩的时候，它们要一个人待着。
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
表现5：当你想一个人待着，它们要你陪它们玩。
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
表现6：它们希望你能照顾到它们任何一个临时的小念头。。
7. They're moody.
表现7：它们喜怒无常。
8. They leave hair everywhere.
表现8：它们把毛发弄得到处都是。
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
结论：猫是披着皮毛的女人。
What is a DOG?狗是什么？
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
表现1：狗找一个房子里最舒服的角落摊一整天。
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
表现2：它能听到办个街区以外打开一包食物的声音，却听不到你在同一个房间里叫它。
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
表现3：它们能同时看起来既呆瓜、又可爱。
4. They growl when they are not happy.
表现4：它们不高兴就乱吼。
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
表现5：当你想跟它们玩的时候，它们跟你玩。
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
表现6：当你不想玩，它们还是要跟你玩。
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
表现7：它们把自己玩具到处乱扔。
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss!
表现8：它们把自己的嘴巴搞得恶心兮兮的，接着就想吻你！
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
结论：狗是披着皮毛的男人。
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