每日笑话:律师的回答
来源:优易学  2010-1-13 15:02:08   【优易学:中国教育考试门户网】   资料下载   外语书店
  Lawyer's answer
  A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
  The housewife replies: "Four!".
  The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my calculator one more time."
  The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
  律师的回答
  有人问一个家庭主妇,一个会计与一个律师同一个问题“2加2等于几?”
  “4。”家庭主妇立刻回答。
  “我认为不是3就是4,让我拿计算器再算一遍。”会计回答。
  律师拉上窗帘,弄暗灯光,然后低声问道,“你想让它等于几。”

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